justdustin

about

HI my name is Dustin. I live in a small town in North America on a farm and my favorite sodas are probably Sprite and Fanta. my computer is my life and I'm actually a really cool guy. I like dogs, video games, taking pictures and going outside

cryptozoology is also pretty cool because I've seen spaceships IRL just sayin

I have dyslexia and autism (undiagnosed) and I would say I'm a pretty funny guy but you can be the judge of that

reviews

goated reviews of soda and media

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream - 10/10 no complaints. loved making miis and throwing them around my island which is sick af by the way. my mii is so cute. I took him on vacation and he is super happy, he has a lot of friends and is definitely not a loser. married him off to my bff for 5000 dollars to buy a room haha
Arctic Ocean Mandarin Soda - 9/10 pretty good. stays cold for a while. got this as an import (Chinese)
Noncarbonated Fanta - 12/10 best Fanta I've ever had in my life. who knew noncarbonated soda could be so good?? got this as an import (Greek)
Monster Energy Zero Ultra - 6/10 was okay, not too sweet. refreshing but weird flavor
A&W Root Beer - 5/10 average. ROOBEER NO ROOBEER!!!! did yall know it comes from pre-colonial North American herbal remedies brewed by indigenous tribes using sassafras and sarsaparilla roots for medicinal purposes

photography

my hobby is taking photos around town.

aliens

I've personally never seen an alien but I know they're real because I've seen their spaceships. they keep landing on our farm so I go over and check them out

currently I know that they can write IDK if they can read. they do have spaceships. I know for sure that they can print Spanish and French text and it's actually understandable. so they know what languages we have. they probably have some kind of evacuation protocol cause they're never inside the downed ships

one of my personal conspiracy theories is that some people for sure have access to their technology because of those new hover bike things. free smooth hovering with no magnetic stuff? h m m m m m m m m. OR someone is reverse engineering these things which is way beyond what I can do. they're just way too smooth and I don't want to damage them since they look so cool

also, WHY are they crash landing? do they want to be known? what's going on here guys

maybe since they keep crashing in the same areas they have some sort of flight path.

spaceship sightings are getting way more common nowadays so maybe we'll know more later.